Dolphin — USA77
The Dolphin Update
“Lar: Do you need a beer?”
“Never say ‘need’. Now, go get me a beer and shut up.”
“Here’s your beer. Is the wind true or apparent?”
“Everything on the boat is true, now shut up.”
“What about compass?”
“Compass is true. I said, ‘Shut up.’”
“What about wind angle?”
“Wind angle is true. Shut up.”
“How can it be true? We’re talking angle, not direction.”
“I paid $25,000 for electronics on this boat, and I said it’s true. Now shut the f— up and check the bilge.”
“Lar: We can lay the mark. Let’s go another 25 yards and put some in the bank.”
“If you say ‘bank” again, I’ll throw you off the boat.”
“Sorry, Lar. I’m a slow learner. Hey, Lar: Do you need a beer?”
“You’re too hard on the boys,” says St. Janet. “Let them enjoy Chicago! Besides, they might get a case of Dickey-Do if you work them too hard.”
“What the hell is Dickey-Do?” questions Lar?
“Just look at the picture,” asserts St. Janet! “Your tummy stick out more than your dickey do!”
“I hope nobody finds out our secret, Turbio. I can’t believe all of the benefits you get from milk.”
“I know what you mean, Hair-Ball. One single glass helps us to win the Mac each year.”
“I like it because of all the vitamins and minerals.”
“I like it because it builds strong bones.”